What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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