Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
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