North Korea, Best Korea!
Tell her she can't have a vagina
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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