You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
