Me too!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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