You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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