We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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