Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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