This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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