I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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