Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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