Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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