new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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