the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.