Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.