in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible