Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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