That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i think i have two assholes
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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