he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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