Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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Dignity is for republicans.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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