Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
