Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who