Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW