I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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