wrigley field is MILF paradise
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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