Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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