All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
FUCK WHALES
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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