My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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