just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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