You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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