Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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