doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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