you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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