u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We named our party play list daddy issues
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hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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