If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize