you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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