i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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