Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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