I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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