Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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