my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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