I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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