I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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