i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize
