they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Your penis caused this!
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