your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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