bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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