would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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