Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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