On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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