i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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