I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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