I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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