You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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