Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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