found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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