I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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