Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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