You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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