My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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