the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
All I want is dick and wine.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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