you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish i was in the wii world.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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